See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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