Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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