This girl is more easily done than said...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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