Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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