Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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