just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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