i permit you to call me
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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