Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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