i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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