Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just invented taco cereal.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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