help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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