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Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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