i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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