Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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