fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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