Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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