Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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