go do what you do best...puke behind churches
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i would punch a child for taco bell
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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