I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Girls should come with a carfax report
either way he was missing a nipple.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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