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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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