Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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