the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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