she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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