Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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