Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
They took my balls.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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