Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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