You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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