im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
