Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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