If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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