She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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