But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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