i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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