I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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