Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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