I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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