just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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