I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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