these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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