who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
kristin has been a bad kristin
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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