Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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