everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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