just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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