school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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