spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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