It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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