I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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