If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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