she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
