I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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