am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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