If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
we should paint friendship bongs
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